A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. Jerry Lewis babybackbite Change image and share on social
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life. Jerry Lewis bloodstreambreakcommit share on social
Don't you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? Milton Berle could take Laurence Olivier and stick him under the table if he wanted to. And so could I. Jerry Lewis berlecomicdramatic share on social
I get paid for what most kids get punished for. Jerry Lewis kidpaypunish Change image and share on social
I've had great success being a total idiot. Jerry Lewis greathaveidiot Change image and share on social
This is the pain pacemaker. I've got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. It's tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? Jerry Lewis accommodateasleepbattery share on social
I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe. Jerry Lewis bringcompetefelt Change image and share on social
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already. Jerry Lewis comedyfeelingpersonal Change image and share on social
Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything. Jerry Lewis adrenalinecoverdementia Change image and share on social